Ergo, we have to fly to the island of Inna de Poona and try to coerce enough women there into morally dubious threesomes until we’ve generated sufficient fairy wings to set off the volcano, which will awaken the aliens and allow us to fuck them into galactic salvation. The problem (and I use that term very loosely here) is that our protagonist has only been having unprotected sex one-on-one, and thus requires threesome training before the aliens can be woken up. Long story short, Kyu the instructional sex fairy from the first game finds the unnamed protagonist from last time and relates the basic details of this situation to him. Did I particularly want to start the game with a, “lol, angry women on their periods!” joke? No. Is this the worst porn logic in a visual novel I’ve ever heard of? Certainly not. Apparently the only way to stop this destruction is to wake them up before their periods can begin and have someone engage them in a threesome so good it knocks them right out for another ten thousand years, periods be damned. Specifically, it’s fated to be wrecked by two hot aliens known as the Nymphojinn, who are set to obliterate the galaxy in a wrathful fit of PMS. Huniepop 2 opens with a dramatic cutscene explaining (with a tone so serious I can only assume it was for comedic effect) that the Earth is about to be destroyed. Do you remember that specific brand of vulgar blue comedy which was oddly popular in the early to mid 2000s? How shows on MTV or Comedy Central ( Drawn Together comes to mind) made exaggerated jokes about race/sex/periods/broken families that were branded as peak humor, but (then and now) were horrifically cringey and tasteless? Huniepop 2 seems like something written, drawn, and programmed within that microcosm of human history and unfortunately allowed to run loose on commercial release in 2021. The release date was revealed to be February 8th, 2021.Before I start this review, let me ask you something. Release date, plot, and game genre have not been released but it is likely to be an adult puzzle/dating simulator game like its predecessor. It’s also confirmed that you play as the same protagonist, i.e. HuniePop 2: Double Date is an adult game that is being developed and published by HuniePot, and will be a direct sequel to the original HuniePop.
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